Brace yourself, Facebook, because Kernelius Boldface is here to roast your color scheme like it’s a steak on the grill!
The first thing that hits you when you land on Facebook is the eye-searing blue and white color scheme. It’s like a neon sign flashing “Welcome to the 90s!” Seriously, who thought it was a good idea to combine these colors in such an overpowering way? It’s like being stuck inside a blinding snowstorm.
"Hey, did Facebook get a deal on blue and white paint or something? It's like they're trying to blind us with their color choices!"
And don’t even get me started on the way comments are highlighted in a shade of gray that’s more depressing than a rainy day. It’s like Facebook wants to suck the joy out of any conversation by making it look like a funeral procession. Who knew a color scheme could be so soul-crushing?
"I swear, every time I see those gray comment boxes, I feel like I'm attending my own wake. Thanks, Facebook, for making death by comments a thing!"
Lastly, let’s talk about the way Facebook’s color scheme seems to amp up the aggression in its users. I mean, have you ever seen a more heated comment section than on Facebook? It’s like the colors are fueling the flames of internet rage, turning every discussion into a virtual battlefield. Thanks a lot, Facebook, for turning us all into keyboard warriors.
Facebook’s color scheme is like a bad acid trip that never ends. It’s garish, gloomy, and guaranteed to stir up a storm of online brawls. Time to rethink those colors, Mark Zuckerberg!
When Kernelius isn't dismantling tragic UX designs, he's usually offending someone’s favorite font. Rumor has it Helvetica once tried to sue him for emotional distress.
